Post by Mamie Van Doren on Aug 16, 2019 22:14:29 GMT
Blonde bombshell enthusiasts like to know how their favorites stack up. I like to be helpful, so I work hard to keep these rankings up to date and accurate!
1. Mamie Van Doren
2. Any blonde bombshell with the guts to even speak with Mamie Van Doren
3. A department store mannequin with a splash of yellow paint at the top
4: A cello after falling through a haystack
5. An upside down mop
6. The rest*
*Includes Marilyn Monroe, Stella Stevens, June Wilkinson Jayne Mansfield, Joi Lansing, Kim Novak, Martine Carol, Cleo Moore, Barbara Nichols, Diana Dors, Martha Hyer, Brigitte Bardot, Anita Ekberg, Greta Thyssen, and any others lucky enough to avoid my notice.
1. Mamie Van Doren
2. Any blonde bombshell with the guts to even speak with Mamie Van Doren
3. A department store mannequin with a splash of yellow paint at the top
4: A cello after falling through a haystack
5. An upside down mop
6. The rest*
*Includes Marilyn Monroe, Stella Stevens, June Wilkinson Jayne Mansfield, Joi Lansing, Kim Novak, Martine Carol, Cleo Moore, Barbara Nichols, Diana Dors, Martha Hyer, Brigitte Bardot, Anita Ekberg, Greta Thyssen, and any others lucky enough to avoid my notice.
